Have you ever had that friend, that one friend that was dense af. Well I'm currently sitting behind one at school and it is hard to communicate. Well I maybe over exaggerating a bit, but he is dense. I remember that one time, when he was asked to answer a question and couldn't answer it. I took it upon myself to give him the answer to save his dignity. Where did I fail? He did not get it whatsoever. I was hiving hints to the answer to the point that the teacher already noticed me and he still couldn't get it. I forgot what the actions I did but it was in Filipino class.
My other friend and I began making jokes at how dense this guy was. It would start of with any situation but it must be in the form of a question. example: Anong oras na? May English ba tayo ngayon? Kaylan susunod na pasukan? It would start of like that and one of us would play the dense guy and answer with a "Hah?" The other guy would then repeat the question, but with a clearer tone. Then the guy playing the dense guy would say "Ano?". Lastly the final process, the guy asking the question would say the question one more time, this time irritated and the guy playing as the dense one would answer by (pardon) "Putang ina mo!". We would laugh our asses off on this.
It would look like this
"Anong oras na?"
"Hah?"
"Ano na ngayon ang oras?
"Ano?"
"Eli ano na yung oras?"
"Putang ina mo!"
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